Friday, July 07, 2006

funy shayari


Majnu ko Laila ka sms nahi aaya,
Majnu ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya,
Majnu marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,
Aur Laila bethi hai sms free hone ke intazar mein

Machar aur Makhiki ho gayi shadi.
Pehli hi raat se ho gayi machar ki barbadi,
kehta hai ki meri kismat hi khoti hai,
makhi raat ko goodnight lagake soti hai.

Kya aankhen hai,
Kya chehra hai,
Kya husn aapne paaya hai,
Aisa lagta hai jaise pipal ke ped se,
Bhoot utar aaya hai!!!

A baby monkey asked his mother - "
Why do we look so ugly??"
Mother replied - Thank God! we are still better,
Just look at the person reading!!!

Bahut door rehkar bhi paas lagti ho,
Nazron se door rehkar bhi khaas lagti ho,
Har baar dusron ka SMS bhejte ho,
Aur khudko samajhdar samajhte ho!!!

Shakh se patte yuhin jhada nahin karte,
Bichhad kar log jyada jiya nahin karte,
Koi naye SMS hai to bhej, Purane SMS hum padha nahin karte!!!

Bahut kareeb se dekha hai iss bewafa zamaane ko....
Ab dil nahin karta kisi se dil lagaane ko!!!!

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